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“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”

Apr 23rd at 12AM / via: sm0k3r5 / op: chaotic-awesome / 200,693 notes

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel


Apr 23rd at 12AM / via: dominiquemcintosh / op: moltres / 284,456 notes

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."

Apr 23rd at 12AM / via: id-ratherbethin / op: disjunct / 259,415 notes

Apr 14th at 3AM / via: urbancatfitters / op: lesbianvenom / 109,184 notes
lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it


Apr 10th at 1AM / via: lucithor / op: rainbowbuttcake / 235,497 notes

farewellstars:

LOOK AT THE LITTLE OCTOPUS LOOK AT HIS BULGY EYES AND THE TINY TENTACLES DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO PUT A LITTLE LEASH ON HIM AND TAKE HIM FOR A WALK IN A PUDDLE


So I’ve gotten so many anons about people I supposedly look alike.

thatharlequingirlemanni:

superwhatlocked:

bro-slimshady-strider:

I’ve made a post of a few. The ones I can remember off the top of my head are…
[I have included a picture I deemed similar enough for comparison]

imageRobert Pattinson

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David Tennant

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Chris Evans

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Jesse Pinkman

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And of course, the most recent one, Ryan Gosling.

This is not okay. You are not human, you are a transformer.

a very cute transformer uwu


Apr 10th at 1AM / via: sparklybongwater / op: slayerage / 8,194 notes

Apr 10th at 1AM / via: sparklybongwater / op: pikashika / 18,563 notes

weneedtotalkaboutezramiller:

Ezra Miller, Photographed by Javier Ortega

weneedtotalkaboutezramiller:

Ezra Miller, Photographed by Javier Ortega


deadlylittlemiho:

femininefreak:

Sex Education in American Public Schools

This is fucking disgusting.


Apr 9th at 4PM / via: poutylilgirl / op: guroshitsuji / 139,879 notes

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you


Apr 8th at 10PM / via: subculturalqueer / op: uppercased / 65,196 notes

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody


Apr 8th at 10PM / via: urbancatfitters / op: meladoodle / 81,538 notes

Apr 8th at 10PM / via: id-ratherbethin / op: ysosketchy / 48,436 notes
bluejeanchan:

ysosketchy:

Make sure to use protection if you’re gonna do it.

This is the most horrifying thing I’ve seen in a while

bluejeanchan:

ysosketchy:

Make sure to use protection if you’re gonna do it.

This is the most horrifying thing I’ve seen in a while


Apr 8th at 10PM / via: urbancatfitters / op: aikurou / 9,957 notes

tigermisu:

aikurou:

why isn’t everyone on tumblr up in arms about this extremely sexist, homophobic, and transphobic ad for “Veet” because I actually cannot believe that I just saw this trash on my television

i saw this earlier and its fucking horribly homophobic and misogynistic fuck veet tbh