I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."
seventeen magazine has officially lost it
LOOK AT THE LITTLE OCTOPUS LOOK AT HIS BULGY EYES AND THE TINY TENTACLES DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO PUT A LITTLE LEASH ON HIM AND TAKE HIM FOR A WALK IN A PUDDLE
I’ve made a post of a few. The ones I can remember off the top of my head are…
[I have included a picture I deemed similar enough for comparison]
And of course, the most recent one, Ryan Gosling.
This is not okay. You are not human, you are a transformer.
a very cute transformer uwu
Ezra Miller, Photographed by Javier Ortega
Sex Education in American Public Schools
This is fucking disgusting.
don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you
no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”
bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody
Make sure to use protection if you’re gonna do it.
This is the most horrifying thing I’ve seen in a while
why isn’t everyone on tumblr up in arms about this extremely sexist, homophobic, and transphobic ad for “Veet” because I actually cannot believe that I just saw this trash on my television
i saw this earlier and its fucking horribly homophobic and misogynistic fuck veet tbh